Dull Child of the Day: Toddler Gets a Personal-Injury-Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party of His Dreams

One special boy got the most boring themed birthday party ever. It was all he wanted.

L'erin Dobra knew her son Grayson loves, loves, loves the Louisiana-based personal injury lawyer Morris Bart. You know the type. The lawyer that makes ubiquitous advertisements with some inane catch phrase in lieu of chasing ambulances.

Bart's is "One call, that's all."

So the thoughtful mother turned Grayson's second birthday into a Morris Bart-themed event.

The Wall Street Journal has more:

Maybe it has to do with the flashing lights and music featured in the spots, but Grayson can't stop watching his ads, said Ms. Dobra, a nurse from Prairieville, La.

"He's always been very drawn to Morris Bart commercials," she told Law Blog. "He used to watch ABC and color videos, and he used to love those. But now he wants to watch Morris Bart commercials." When they're not on TV, he watches them on YouTube.

...The star of the party didn't make an appearance. But after Ms. Dobra emailed his office about her idea, Mr. Bart sent her an autographed photo, Morris Bart key chains and a New Orleans Pelicans shirt displaying his logo on the back. The shirt was size extra-large. "He'll have that for a long time," Ms. Dobra said.

She thought of everything.

There was a Morris Bart cake:



There was a framed picture of the lawyer and even a cardboard cutout!



Of course the kid loved it. Kids love everything. Even personal injury lawyers.



What are we missing here, Grayson?